1 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:05,730 ("Alfred Hitchcock" theme music) 2 00:00:24,790 --> 00:00:26,150 - Good evening. 3 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:33,360 Welcome to the Dead Letter Office. 4 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:36,400 I trust you have not come to mail any letters 5 00:00:36,430 --> 00:00:38,130 that are still wriggling. 6 00:00:38,170 --> 00:00:40,470 We now have a firm policy from which 7 00:00:40,500 --> 00:00:43,640 we are not permitted to waiver. 8 00:00:43,670 --> 00:00:46,340 All letters must be dead on arrival. 9 00:00:46,370 --> 00:00:48,840 I don't know why this was necessary. 10 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:52,210 If any of the letters were not dead when they arrived, 11 00:00:52,250 --> 00:00:55,820 they certainly would be before we finished with them. 12 00:00:55,850 --> 00:00:56,950 (thunking) 13 00:00:56,990 --> 00:00:58,490 (woman screams) 14 00:00:58,520 --> 00:01:00,560 (thunking) 15 00:01:00,590 --> 00:01:03,760 This evening we present Change of Address. 16 00:01:03,790 --> 00:01:07,200 It is about a woman who has definite reservations 17 00:01:07,230 --> 00:01:11,200 about the house she and her husband are renting, 18 00:01:11,230 --> 00:01:15,870 doubts which are vague but very disturbing. 19 00:01:15,900 --> 00:01:18,870 There is one person whose messages unfortunately 20 00:01:18,910 --> 00:01:22,180 never find their way into our office. 21 00:01:22,210 --> 00:01:25,750 They are all too clearly addressed. 22 00:01:25,780 --> 00:01:29,380 That person is our sponsor 23 00:01:29,420 --> 00:01:32,220 and an example of his work follows. 24 00:01:36,620 --> 00:01:39,130 (gentle music) 25 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:05,590 (tense music) 26 00:03:58,530 --> 00:04:00,670 (laughing) 27 00:04:17,350 --> 00:04:18,050 - It's true. 28 00:04:18,090 --> 00:04:19,350 And then I had another client 29 00:04:19,390 --> 00:04:22,060 and he had a mortgage burning party 30 00:04:22,060 --> 00:04:23,730 and he burned the house down. 31 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:25,090 (laughing) 32 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:30,670 I'll have the filters changed in this furnace. 33 00:04:30,700 --> 00:04:32,070 I'm gonna check out the thermostat 34 00:04:32,100 --> 00:04:34,740 before you move in so it won't be a hazard. 35 00:04:34,770 --> 00:04:35,840 - The floor is damp. 36 00:04:37,510 --> 00:04:39,840 - That's why you've got the oil burner down here. 37 00:04:39,870 --> 00:04:41,280 Not like those skimpy floor heaters 38 00:04:41,310 --> 00:04:44,080 you find in most of the houses up and down the area. 39 00:04:44,110 --> 00:04:45,280 That's what makes this cellar 40 00:04:45,310 --> 00:04:47,280 such a great feature in this place. 41 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:48,550 With this kind of equipment, 42 00:04:48,580 --> 00:04:50,690 comes a cold snap, you're snug and warm. 43 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:52,090 The damp won't bother you. 44 00:04:52,090 --> 00:04:54,660 (tense music) 45 00:05:09,370 --> 00:05:11,040 (clattering) (screaming) 46 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:13,410 (screaming) 47 00:05:17,450 --> 00:05:18,210 - Elsa! 48 00:05:19,580 --> 00:05:20,450 What is it? 49 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:21,120 What happened? 50 00:05:21,150 --> 00:05:22,050 - I hate this house. 51 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:23,050 I don't want to live here. 52 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:24,550 I don't want to live here. 53 00:05:24,590 --> 00:05:25,320 - What happened? 54 00:05:25,350 --> 00:05:26,620 - How do I know what happened? 55 00:05:26,650 --> 00:05:27,760 I was standing here looking out the window 56 00:05:27,790 --> 00:05:28,860 when all of the sudden it broke. 57 00:05:28,890 --> 00:05:30,160 That's all. 58 00:05:30,190 --> 00:05:31,590 - Had to be something. 59 00:05:31,630 --> 00:05:32,260 - I don't care what it was. 60 00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:33,430 I don't like the beach. 61 00:05:33,460 --> 00:05:34,560 I never did. 62 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:36,200 - [Landlord] You'll see you'll get to like it. 63 00:05:36,230 --> 00:05:37,470 After a couple of weeks, you wouldn't live anyplace else. 64 00:05:37,500 --> 00:05:38,130 - There it is. 65 00:05:39,770 --> 00:05:39,870 A seagull (chuckles). 66 00:05:43,770 --> 00:05:45,540 - Sea air wrecks everything. 67 00:05:45,570 --> 00:05:47,510 - Must have smashed against the window. 68 00:05:48,810 --> 00:05:49,840 - Keith! 69 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:52,510 (clattering) 70 00:05:52,550 --> 00:05:53,720 - Fast thinking. 71 00:05:53,750 --> 00:05:55,080 Thank you. 72 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:55,950 Did you hurt yourself? 73 00:05:55,980 --> 00:05:56,790 - A bit. 74 00:05:56,820 --> 00:05:57,720 Here, let me have it. 75 00:05:59,590 --> 00:06:01,390 It's just one of those things, Mrs. Hollands. 76 00:06:01,420 --> 00:06:04,060 It'll never happen again in a million years. 77 00:06:04,090 --> 00:06:04,860 - Yes, I know. 78 00:06:04,890 --> 00:06:06,090 - That's right, Elsa. 79 00:06:06,130 --> 00:06:07,400 It's nobody's fault. 80 00:06:16,770 --> 00:06:18,240 - I hate this place. 81 00:06:18,270 --> 00:06:19,040 - Why? 82 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:23,450 Just tell me why, that's all. 83 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:24,850 - It's the mirrors. 84 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:26,310 - They'll be down before you move in. 85 00:06:26,350 --> 00:06:27,150 No problem. 86 00:06:27,180 --> 00:06:28,280 - Did you see the kitchen? 87 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:30,750 Oh, oh, oh it's great. 88 00:06:30,790 --> 00:06:32,050 And the plumbing's great. 89 00:06:32,050 --> 00:06:34,260 And the floor's don't squeak. 90 00:06:34,290 --> 00:06:36,390 Some paint and polish 91 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:39,760 and we'll have what you've always wanted, 92 00:06:41,730 --> 00:06:44,070 our own little love nest. 93 00:06:45,870 --> 00:06:48,740 Mr. Miley, you've rented yourself a house. 94 00:06:48,770 --> 00:06:48,870 - I'm glad. 95 00:06:52,170 --> 00:06:54,180 I know you'll both be very happy here. 96 00:06:55,310 --> 00:06:58,480 - Don't I have anything to say about it? 97 00:06:58,510 --> 00:06:59,280 Don't I? 98 00:07:02,220 --> 00:07:04,790 - We're going to start a new life here. 99 00:07:04,820 --> 00:07:05,690 Both of us. 100 00:07:07,890 --> 00:07:08,160 Now, come on. 101 00:07:15,900 --> 00:07:18,130 (exhales) 102 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:21,170 Tell me something, Mr. Miley. 103 00:07:22,540 --> 00:07:23,370 Is this place for sale? 104 00:07:23,410 --> 00:07:25,110 - The owner doesn't want to sell. 105 00:07:25,140 --> 00:07:26,340 Lives up in Seattle. 106 00:07:26,370 --> 00:07:28,240 Retired hardware man, name of Wilson. 107 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:31,250 Came here about four or five years ago for his health. 108 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:34,380 He and his wife had a little trouble. 109 00:07:34,420 --> 00:07:35,050 She moved out. 110 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:36,380 Went to live in Texas. 111 00:07:36,420 --> 00:07:38,850 - Texas, now that's the place (laughs). 112 00:07:38,890 --> 00:07:40,760 - What about the Wilson? 113 00:07:40,790 --> 00:07:42,890 - He keeps hoping that she'll change her mind 114 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:44,460 and come on back to him. 115 00:07:44,490 --> 00:07:46,660 That's why he keeps holding onto this place. 116 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:47,960 - Sentimental. 117 00:07:48,060 --> 00:07:49,300 I like that. 118 00:07:50,430 --> 00:07:53,100 - Maybe he'll change his mind and sell. 119 00:07:53,130 --> 00:07:54,700 I'll find out. 120 00:07:54,740 --> 00:07:56,840 Meanwhile I'll have this railing repaired in the morning. 121 00:07:56,870 --> 00:07:57,640 - Oh nevermind. 122 00:07:57,670 --> 00:07:59,110 I'll fix it myself. 123 00:07:59,140 --> 00:08:00,480 I like to do things like that. 124 00:08:00,510 --> 00:08:01,540 - Good. 125 00:08:01,580 --> 00:08:02,580 You can move in anytime after tomorrow. 126 00:08:02,610 --> 00:08:03,350 Bye. 127 00:08:04,750 --> 00:08:07,150 (tense music) 128 00:08:27,940 --> 00:08:29,770 - What's out there, Keith? 129 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:31,570 - What? 130 00:08:31,610 --> 00:08:31,810 - What are you looking for? 131 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:35,640 - A new life, baby. 132 00:08:35,680 --> 00:08:37,150 For you and me. 133 00:08:39,710 --> 00:08:40,850 - Take me away from here. 134 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:41,180 - Oh. 135 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:45,890 - It's the sand, the rocks, and the sea. 136 00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:47,560 It's like the edge of the world. 137 00:08:49,420 --> 00:08:52,590 There's such a sadness to it, Keith. 138 00:08:52,630 --> 00:08:56,670 That sound, the sea, it's so mournful, so lost and lonely. 139 00:08:57,900 --> 00:08:59,730 Like death. 140 00:08:59,770 --> 00:09:02,670 - (laughs) Oh baby. 141 00:09:04,610 --> 00:09:07,010 (tense music) 142 00:10:58,550 --> 00:10:59,850 Elsa? 143 00:11:10,700 --> 00:11:11,600 Elsa! 144 00:11:19,670 --> 00:11:19,810 - I can't hear you. 145 00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:23,280 - Come up. 146 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:45,170 Isn't it great, honey? 147 00:11:47,940 --> 00:11:49,340 - Is that what you were yelling about? 148 00:11:49,370 --> 00:11:51,170 - Yeah, I wanted you to come up and share it with me. 149 00:11:53,140 --> 00:11:55,110 - All right, Keith. 150 00:11:55,110 --> 00:11:58,880 Whatever you say. 151 00:11:58,910 --> 00:11:59,880 Keith? 152 00:11:59,910 --> 00:12:00,680 - Hmm? 153 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,080 - Where were you? 154 00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:04,250 I was waiting for you there on the beach. 155 00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:06,650 I thought you'd come. 156 00:12:06,690 --> 00:12:06,790 - Did you miss me, honey? 157 00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:10,690 - Where were you? 158 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,190 - Down the cellar trying to figure out something 159 00:12:12,230 --> 00:12:16,770 about the damp and cold, when it gets damp and cold. 160 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:18,800 All for you. 161 00:12:18,830 --> 00:12:20,300 - Oh? 162 00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:21,670 - I know how the cold sticks to your bones, honey, 163 00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:23,410 but I'll figure out something. 164 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:25,870 Cement, drainage, I'll figure out something. 165 00:12:25,910 --> 00:12:27,280 Fix up the weak spots, 166 00:12:27,310 --> 00:12:30,110 do a little remodeling here and there, 167 00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:31,110 and you know what we've got ourselves? 168 00:12:31,150 --> 00:12:34,120 We've got our own little castle by the sea. 169 00:12:36,350 --> 00:12:39,820 - I don't want our own little castle by the sea. 170 00:12:39,850 --> 00:12:41,860 - (chuckles) You're still new here. 171 00:12:41,890 --> 00:12:43,630 You'll want it. 172 00:12:43,660 --> 00:12:44,860 - Let's go home, Keith. 173 00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:46,390 Now. 174 00:12:46,430 --> 00:12:48,260 - Honey, we just got here. 175 00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:50,800 Besides, I signed the lease. 176 00:12:50,830 --> 00:12:53,600 Look, I want to buy that place. 177 00:12:54,700 --> 00:12:57,410 I've talked to Miley about making a deal. 178 00:12:57,440 --> 00:13:00,040 - Makes you feel young to be here, doesn't it? 179 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:01,110 - And I think I ... 180 00:13:02,780 --> 00:13:03,480 Huh? 181 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:05,880 What did you say? 182 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,250 - Anyway, younger. 183 00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:10,890 - It's all yours, baby. 184 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:11,720 It'll do you good. 185 00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,860 The sun to keep you warm 186 00:13:13,890 --> 00:13:17,190 and the sea air for that busted hip of yours. 187 00:13:18,690 --> 00:13:20,700 - I'm all mended now, Keith. 188 00:13:20,730 --> 00:13:22,530 You don't have to repair me. 189 00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:23,670 - You might feel okay, 190 00:13:23,700 --> 00:13:25,700 but bones take longer to knit at your age. 191 00:13:25,730 --> 00:13:27,670 Longer than you might think. 192 00:13:29,170 --> 00:13:30,370 Besides, there's no better place than right here 193 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:33,170 to tend to your knitting. 194 00:13:33,210 --> 00:13:34,540 - If it weren't for you, 195 00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:36,580 I wouldn't have had a busted hip, honey. 196 00:13:38,810 --> 00:13:41,580 - So I had you take a slope before you were ready. 197 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:44,350 - Goaded me into it. 198 00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:45,850 - I figured you had it made. 199 00:13:45,890 --> 00:13:49,420 You're so graceful, so coordinated. 200 00:13:49,460 --> 00:13:52,730 You know, I take pride in you, Elsa. 201 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:55,460 When I first laid eyes on you, 202 00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:56,870 what went through my mind was that coordination. 203 00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:01,740 Oh, that body coordination. 204 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:06,640 - I once heard of a man who was thin 205 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:09,340 and when asked how he stayed thin, 206 00:14:09,380 --> 00:14:13,780 the thin man said, "I think thin." 207 00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:14,720 That's what he said. 208 00:14:16,220 --> 00:14:19,050 Is that how you plan to keep the years away, Keith? 209 00:14:19,050 --> 00:14:21,190 Think of a way, think young? 210 00:14:21,220 --> 00:14:23,190 Is that the motto on your wall? 211 00:14:26,230 --> 00:14:27,500 - You know what you are, honey? 212 00:14:27,530 --> 00:14:29,200 You're a nut. 213 00:14:29,230 --> 00:14:31,670 You're my own private little nut 214 00:14:31,700 --> 00:14:34,400 in my own private little castle by the sea (laughs). 215 00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:41,180 - Did you tell little what's-her-name 216 00:14:41,210 --> 00:14:43,080 you were going to be here? 217 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:44,110 - Huh? 218 00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:45,480 Tell who what? 219 00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:46,680 - You know. 220 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,980 Little what's-her-name. 221 00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:51,350 I think they call her a typist. 222 00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:52,990 - We've got them things running 223 00:14:53,090 --> 00:14:55,160 around underfoot by the dozen. 224 00:14:55,190 --> 00:14:57,190 - But not like this little thing, huh? 225 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,590 Not like little what's-her-name. 226 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,070 - You're gonna like it here. 227 00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:09,640 I promise you. 228 00:15:09,670 --> 00:15:11,410 You're gonna love it here. 229 00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:14,080 (dramatic music) 230 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:21,280 Come here. 231 00:15:22,780 --> 00:15:23,750 Just come here. 232 00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:27,960 (laughs) 233 00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:30,560 (tense music) 234 00:15:44,670 --> 00:15:45,410 Don't cry, honey. 235 00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:47,080 I'll fix it. 236 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:50,610 Don't cry. 237 00:15:56,550 --> 00:15:58,820 (upbeat music) 238 00:16:07,860 --> 00:16:10,400 (chattering) 239 00:17:07,620 --> 00:17:10,490 (romantic music) 240 00:17:52,970 --> 00:17:53,230 Thanks, sweetie. 241 00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:05,050 - Will you stop for a minute? 242 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:06,720 - What can I do for you? 243 00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:07,920 - You're really going to do it? 244 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:09,280 - Yes, I really am. 245 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:11,050 I'm gonna stay right here. 246 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,490 We're gonna stay right here. 247 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:14,590 You know what? 248 00:18:14,620 --> 00:18:16,020 I don't understand you. 249 00:18:16,020 --> 00:18:17,760 What did you buy the cement for 250 00:18:17,790 --> 00:18:19,830 if we're not gonna stay in the house? 251 00:18:19,860 --> 00:18:21,100 What am I paving the cellar for? 252 00:18:21,130 --> 00:18:22,830 The next tenant? 253 00:18:22,860 --> 00:18:24,070 - I bought the cement 254 00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:26,470 because you told me to buy the cement. 255 00:18:28,270 --> 00:18:31,040 - Mr. Miley told me the owner always wanted 256 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:33,270 to pave the cellar and he said if I've paved it 257 00:18:33,310 --> 00:18:35,240 he'd deduct it from the rent. 258 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,750 Besides, it's good exercise. 259 00:18:37,780 --> 00:18:39,850 It's bending, moving around. 260 00:18:41,380 --> 00:18:42,720 - If paving the cellar's what you want 261 00:18:42,750 --> 00:18:45,850 then pave it, but I want to get out. 262 00:18:45,890 --> 00:18:47,620 - Honey. 263 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,320 - There's something wrong with this house. 264 00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:51,690 I lie awake at night and I can feel it. 265 00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:52,590 - That's right. 266 00:18:52,630 --> 00:18:53,730 It's damp. 267 00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:56,770 Now look, I'm gonna dig a drainage ditch, 268 00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:58,230 then I'm gonna pave-- 269 00:18:58,270 --> 00:19:00,340 - There is something wrong with this house. 270 00:19:00,370 --> 00:19:02,400 Something we don't know about. 271 00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:05,470 Keith, let's find an excuse to break the lease. 272 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:08,080 All right, I'll do it. 273 00:19:08,110 --> 00:19:09,740 And you know how? 274 00:19:09,780 --> 00:19:11,480 I'll write the owner's wife. 275 00:19:11,510 --> 00:19:12,180 What's his name? 276 00:19:12,210 --> 00:19:13,010 - [Keith] Wilson. 277 00:19:13,010 --> 00:19:13,820 - Wilson. 278 00:19:13,850 --> 00:19:15,120 I'll write Mrs. Wilson 279 00:19:15,150 --> 00:19:16,580 and I'll find out about this house 280 00:19:16,620 --> 00:19:18,120 and if there is something we don't know about 281 00:19:18,150 --> 00:19:20,620 it'll be an excuse to break the lease. 282 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:23,830 - You know what you oughta do? 283 00:19:23,860 --> 00:19:26,830 Get out on the beach. 284 00:19:26,860 --> 00:19:27,800 Get out in the sun. 285 00:19:27,830 --> 00:19:28,800 Take a swim. 286 00:19:28,830 --> 00:19:30,670 Relax. 287 00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:34,870 Honey, what makes you so nervous, huh? 288 00:19:36,140 --> 00:19:37,770 Go ahead, take a swim. 289 00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:39,640 The surf is marvelous today. 290 00:19:40,910 --> 00:19:44,350 - All right, but I am going to write Mrs. Wilson. 291 00:19:44,380 --> 00:19:45,580 - You go right ahead. 292 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:49,480 (tense music) 293 00:21:16,870 --> 00:21:18,770 - [Elsa] Anybody home? 294 00:21:19,740 --> 00:21:21,240 Keith? 295 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,880 Hey, where are you? 296 00:21:22,910 --> 00:21:24,580 - Down here in the cellar. 297 00:21:33,390 --> 00:21:34,620 - Hi. 298 00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:35,220 So you've started. 299 00:21:37,260 --> 00:21:38,630 Want some lunch? 300 00:21:38,660 --> 00:21:40,630 How come? 301 00:21:40,660 --> 00:21:42,760 - I was gonna take a little ride. 302 00:21:43,700 --> 00:21:44,930 - Where? 303 00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:47,940 - [Keith] Just feel like taking a little ride, that's all. 304 00:21:47,970 --> 00:21:49,800 - Want me to go along? 305 00:21:52,110 --> 00:21:53,580 - How was the swim? 306 00:21:53,610 --> 00:21:54,310 - [Elsa] Chilly. 307 00:21:56,510 --> 00:21:58,880 - I saw you talking to someone. 308 00:21:58,910 --> 00:22:00,050 - Pretty girl. 309 00:22:00,050 --> 00:22:00,920 We chatted. 310 00:22:00,950 --> 00:22:03,050 - About what? 311 00:22:03,050 --> 00:22:04,650 - Woman talk. 312 00:22:04,690 --> 00:22:05,850 - That's good. 313 00:22:05,890 --> 00:22:06,720 You met a friend. 314 00:22:08,090 --> 00:22:10,090 - We just chatted for a bit, that's all. 315 00:22:10,130 --> 00:22:14,230 - Well, I'm gonna wash up and take that ride. 316 00:22:16,060 --> 00:22:17,670 - Okay, dear. 317 00:22:17,700 --> 00:22:18,430 Have fun. 318 00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:20,870 (tense music) 319 00:22:43,890 --> 00:22:46,460 - Hello there, Mr. Hollands. 320 00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:47,360 Have a seat. 321 00:22:49,230 --> 00:22:50,300 How do you like the house? 322 00:22:50,330 --> 00:22:51,570 - I still love it. 323 00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:52,330 It's great. 324 00:22:53,470 --> 00:22:54,670 - Your wife still doesn't. 325 00:22:54,700 --> 00:22:55,470 - How do you know? 326 00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:57,010 - I just had a call from her. 327 00:22:57,110 --> 00:22:59,740 Reba, didn't I get to have a call from Mrs. Hollands. 328 00:22:59,770 --> 00:23:01,780 (Reba giggles) Reba could hear her yelling 329 00:23:01,810 --> 00:23:03,310 at me over there. 330 00:23:03,350 --> 00:23:04,750 - Yelling about what? 331 00:23:04,780 --> 00:23:06,280 - She wanted Mrs. Wilson's address. 332 00:23:06,310 --> 00:23:08,550 You know, Mrs. Wilson, the owner's wife. 333 00:23:08,580 --> 00:23:11,790 When I told her I didn't have it, Reba ... 334 00:23:11,820 --> 00:23:13,320 (giggles) 335 00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:14,360 You should have heard her, Mr. Hollands, 336 00:23:14,390 --> 00:23:16,860 telling me what I don't know about running 337 00:23:16,890 --> 00:23:17,830 a real estate office. 338 00:23:19,130 --> 00:23:20,700 What can I do for you? 339 00:23:20,730 --> 00:23:21,230 - I want to buy that house. 340 00:23:23,930 --> 00:23:26,070 - It's a lovely house. 341 00:23:26,070 --> 00:23:27,170 - And I told you I wanted to buy it 342 00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:28,170 when I first moved in. 343 00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:30,270 Now what have you done about it? 344 00:23:30,310 --> 00:23:32,710 - I've been in touch with Mr. Wilson all the time. 345 00:23:32,740 --> 00:23:34,180 I told him you wanted to buy his house 346 00:23:34,210 --> 00:23:35,910 as per your instructions. 347 00:23:35,940 --> 00:23:39,280 - And Mr. Miley, what was Mr. Wilson's reaction to that? 348 00:23:39,310 --> 00:23:41,250 - I'm awaiting his pleasure. 349 00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:43,450 - [Keith] That's what you're doing now, huh? 350 00:23:43,490 --> 00:23:44,750 - Yes, sir. 351 00:23:44,790 --> 00:23:45,950 - Well, get on the phone 352 00:23:45,990 --> 00:23:46,920 and tell Mr. Wilson I'm waiting too. 353 00:23:50,190 --> 00:23:51,460 - Owning that house is getting 354 00:23:51,490 --> 00:23:52,860 to be quite a thing with you, isn't it? 355 00:23:52,890 --> 00:23:54,160 - That's right. 356 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:55,860 The sooner the better. 357 00:23:55,900 --> 00:23:56,770 - I'll be in touch. 358 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:57,800 - Make sure of it. 359 00:24:11,250 --> 00:24:14,450 - Quite a pair, Reba, that Mr. and Mrs. Hollands. 360 00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:16,620 (laughing) 361 00:24:23,090 --> 00:24:24,730 (Keith sighs) 362 00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:25,960 - Keith? 363 00:24:26,060 --> 00:24:26,830 - Hmm? 364 00:24:26,860 --> 00:24:28,060 - That's a big hole. 365 00:24:28,060 --> 00:24:29,360 - Uh huh. 366 00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:31,630 - What do you need such a big one for? 367 00:24:31,670 --> 00:24:33,200 - Who's the one who's always complaining 368 00:24:33,230 --> 00:24:35,740 about the damp, you or me? 369 00:24:35,770 --> 00:24:38,470 - And that big hole's gonna fix it, huh? 370 00:24:38,510 --> 00:24:39,810 - Uh huh. 371 00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:40,210 - [Elsa] How? 372 00:24:42,910 --> 00:24:44,110 - Look, honey. 373 00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:44,410 It's basic. 374 00:24:46,180 --> 00:24:48,850 It's got to do with hydraulics and physics, 375 00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:50,890 the principles of drainage. 376 00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:52,220 You wouldn't understand. 377 00:24:53,390 --> 00:24:55,590 - Keith, let me ask you something. 378 00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:58,790 Do you think you're ever going to give up 379 00:24:58,830 --> 00:25:03,300 being a 20-year old, trying to be? 380 00:25:03,330 --> 00:25:05,170 - What are you talking about? 381 00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:07,070 - Have you been behaving? 382 00:25:07,100 --> 00:25:09,840 - Listen, you know what you oughta do? 383 00:25:09,870 --> 00:25:12,840 Let sleeping dogs lie. 384 00:25:12,870 --> 00:25:13,910 That oughta be your motto. 385 00:25:13,940 --> 00:25:14,840 Let sleeping-- 386 00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:15,810 - I was just asking a question. 387 00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:16,850 That's all. 388 00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:18,250 - I've been behaving. 389 00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:20,820 - No more running around after pretty young things? 390 00:25:20,850 --> 00:25:22,450 No more trying to prove? 391 00:25:23,790 --> 00:25:25,820 Oh Keith, everybody gets older. 392 00:25:25,850 --> 00:25:26,820 Why so frantic? 393 00:25:26,860 --> 00:25:27,960 Why? 394 00:25:28,060 --> 00:25:29,760 - You're in the way. 395 00:25:29,790 --> 00:25:32,530 - [Elsa] Yeah, I know. 396 00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:36,260 - You know, I've got to tell you something, Elsa. 397 00:25:37,130 --> 00:25:38,600 Right to your face. 398 00:25:39,900 --> 00:25:42,770 Sometimes you get on my nerves. 399 00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:44,340 - Yes, I know. 400 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:46,610 - It's got to stop. 401 00:25:50,610 --> 00:25:51,880 Take my word for it. 402 00:25:51,910 --> 00:25:54,320 (tense music) 403 00:26:02,690 --> 00:26:06,700 - It is now time to forward you to our substations, 404 00:26:06,730 --> 00:26:10,330 but I shall clearly stamp you to be returned 405 00:26:10,370 --> 00:26:12,070 in a few moments. 406 00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:15,900 (thunking) 407 00:26:26,610 --> 00:26:29,120 (upbeat music) 408 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:34,520 - Having fun, young man? 409 00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:35,720 - Yep. 410 00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:38,490 At 3,500 RPM, those stars really fly by. 411 00:26:38,530 --> 00:26:39,690 Don't they, honey? 412 00:26:39,730 --> 00:26:40,830 You should have stuck your head out 413 00:26:40,860 --> 00:26:42,360 of the window and noticed. 414 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:43,900 - Where are we? 415 00:26:43,930 --> 00:26:45,070 - We're here. 416 00:26:45,100 --> 00:26:45,870 That's where we are. 417 00:26:45,900 --> 00:26:46,900 We're here. 418 00:26:46,940 --> 00:26:48,400 Now come on, baby. 419 00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:50,670 - Where are we? 420 00:26:52,340 --> 00:26:54,640 - There's music and dancing and wine in there, honey. 421 00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:55,780 It's the scene. 422 00:26:55,810 --> 00:26:57,510 It's great for mending hips. 423 00:26:57,550 --> 00:26:58,850 Now come on. 424 00:26:58,880 --> 00:26:59,850 - I thought we were going 425 00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:01,520 to have some Chinese food 426 00:27:01,550 --> 00:27:02,850 and then a movie. 427 00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:05,650 - Well, I didn't say anything about an early dinner, did I? 428 00:27:05,690 --> 00:27:07,890 Look, we'll have fun for an hour 429 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:09,520 and then we'll have dinner. 430 00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:13,130 Are you coming with me or do I go in alone? 431 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:15,600 - Not alone, Keith. 432 00:27:17,570 --> 00:27:18,470 Never alone. 433 00:27:24,740 --> 00:27:27,410 (upbeat music) 434 00:28:43,050 --> 00:28:45,620 - You ever seen anything like this? 435 00:28:45,650 --> 00:28:47,090 You believe it? 436 00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:47,720 - No. 437 00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:50,430 (upbeat music) 438 00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:07,510 There's the girl I saw at the beach. 439 00:29:07,540 --> 00:29:08,440 She's lovely. 440 00:29:09,710 --> 00:29:12,150 - What I want, what I really want, 441 00:29:13,250 --> 00:29:16,020 what I'm sure as sitting here want, oh. 442 00:29:18,850 --> 00:29:20,590 - Keith? 443 00:29:20,620 --> 00:29:23,390 - Yeah, baby. 444 00:29:23,430 --> 00:29:28,360 - It may be, it just very well may be I want the same thing. 445 00:29:32,300 --> 00:29:34,040 - What are you talking about, baby? 446 00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:37,140 - What you were talking about. 447 00:29:38,270 --> 00:29:41,910 How we rid ourselves of each other and when. 448 00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:46,350 Me of you and you of me. 449 00:29:47,750 --> 00:29:48,680 Especially the latter. 450 00:29:50,420 --> 00:29:53,390 - Sometimes you make my blood boil, baby. 451 00:29:53,420 --> 00:29:55,590 Don't push it, not now. 452 00:29:55,620 --> 00:29:57,160 I'm having fun. 453 00:29:59,230 --> 00:30:02,000 - Look at me when I talk to you. 454 00:30:03,030 --> 00:30:03,930 - I'm looking. 455 00:30:06,100 --> 00:30:08,270 - Wipe that smirk off your face. 456 00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:12,010 Where'd you learn it? 457 00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:14,640 Watching teenagers at play? 458 00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:15,940 The comic strips? 459 00:30:16,750 --> 00:30:17,050 Where? 460 00:30:18,750 --> 00:30:19,650 Wipe it off. 461 00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:21,320 Doesn't become you, Keith. 462 00:30:21,350 --> 00:30:22,350 Not at your age. 463 00:30:24,820 --> 00:30:26,320 - Little old lady lived in a shoe. 464 00:30:26,350 --> 00:30:27,990 Had so many traumas she didn't know what to do. 465 00:30:28,020 --> 00:30:30,660 And a hey, and a hey, and a hey, and a-- 466 00:30:30,690 --> 00:30:33,330 (sharp slapping) 467 00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:38,230 You're showing your age, baby. 468 00:30:39,430 --> 00:30:40,670 The next think you know they'll be asking you 469 00:30:40,700 --> 00:30:42,600 for your ID card. 470 00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:55,580 - Take me home. 471 00:30:55,620 --> 00:30:56,690 - Sure, after this. 472 00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:58,120 After dinner, after the movies. 473 00:30:58,150 --> 00:31:00,320 Then I'll take you home. 474 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:01,090 - I mean home. 475 00:31:02,890 --> 00:31:04,490 - Oh, you mean that dainty, cozy, 476 00:31:04,530 --> 00:31:07,430 old folks at home apartment in Philadelphia? 477 00:31:07,460 --> 00:31:09,700 (laughs) You've got to be kidding. 478 00:31:12,500 --> 00:31:14,100 - Do you understand? 479 00:31:14,140 --> 00:31:17,070 Can you understand I loathe it here? 480 00:31:18,940 --> 00:31:20,880 I loathe that house 481 00:31:20,910 --> 00:31:23,710 and the beach and the way you're acting and with me. 482 00:31:25,910 --> 00:31:27,880 - Wipe the tears out of your eyes, baby. 483 00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:30,690 They make me look cruel, inconsiderate, 484 00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:30,990 like no gentleman. 485 00:31:37,690 --> 00:31:39,490 - I loved you. 486 00:31:39,530 --> 00:31:42,130 - You will again when all those worry wrinkles 487 00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:43,670 are gone around your eyes. 488 00:31:46,900 --> 00:31:49,970 Is that one worry or is it the finger of time? 489 00:31:51,670 --> 00:31:52,740 Which, Elsa? 490 00:31:56,780 --> 00:31:59,450 (chattering) 491 00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:00,250 - Give me the key. 492 00:32:01,150 --> 00:32:02,120 - Going to dinner? 493 00:32:06,390 --> 00:32:07,660 - Come with me? 494 00:32:07,690 --> 00:32:08,660 - Oh no, no (laughs). 495 00:32:10,630 --> 00:32:13,260 (upbeat music) 496 00:32:17,130 --> 00:32:18,700 Elsa, you wanted the keys. 497 00:32:18,730 --> 00:32:20,140 Here, have fun. 498 00:32:20,170 --> 00:32:22,540 Have a real ball and don't worry about me. 499 00:32:22,570 --> 00:32:24,470 I'll get home somehow. 500 00:32:24,510 --> 00:32:26,980 (upbeat music) 501 00:34:34,670 --> 00:34:37,240 (tense music) 502 00:35:31,660 --> 00:35:33,060 - [Keith] Honey? 503 00:35:34,630 --> 00:35:35,530 You hear me? 504 00:35:37,670 --> 00:35:38,900 Elsa, why don't you come down 505 00:35:38,930 --> 00:35:40,140 and see what I've done? 506 00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:48,140 I've worked hard, honey. 507 00:35:48,180 --> 00:35:49,580 You'll be pleased. 508 00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:52,480 Come on down. 509 00:35:52,510 --> 00:35:53,450 See what I've done. 510 00:35:55,850 --> 00:35:56,990 Elsa! 511 00:35:57,920 --> 00:35:59,690 - I'm here. 512 00:35:59,720 --> 00:36:01,360 What do you want, Keith? 513 00:36:01,390 --> 00:36:02,260 - How was I to know? 514 00:36:02,290 --> 00:36:03,090 I thought-- 515 00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:04,230 - Thought what, Keith? 516 00:36:04,260 --> 00:36:06,060 - I thought maybe you were on the beach 517 00:36:06,090 --> 00:36:07,630 or maybe you were upstairs 518 00:36:07,660 --> 00:36:08,530 and didn't want to answer me. 519 00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:09,700 How do I know what I thought? 520 00:36:09,730 --> 00:36:10,570 Come on down. 521 00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:12,030 See what I've done. 522 00:36:12,030 --> 00:36:12,870 - So you've finished? 523 00:36:12,900 --> 00:36:14,200 - Yep. 524 00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:16,300 Well, you really can't see it from there. 525 00:36:16,340 --> 00:36:17,170 - I'm cold. 526 00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:18,940 - You kidding? 527 00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:20,640 Listen to the burner going. 528 00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:21,780 - It's cold all over the house. 529 00:36:21,810 --> 00:36:23,680 - Quite a little engineering job's 530 00:36:23,710 --> 00:36:26,080 been done here, don't you think? 531 00:36:26,110 --> 00:36:28,620 - Seen one, you've seen them all I always say. 532 00:36:28,650 --> 00:36:29,820 - Come on, honey. 533 00:36:29,850 --> 00:36:31,120 There's a lot of muscle ache 534 00:36:31,150 --> 00:36:32,450 and back ache in there 535 00:36:32,490 --> 00:36:34,060 and you stand there. 536 00:36:34,060 --> 00:36:35,620 Don't knock it. 537 00:36:35,660 --> 00:36:38,130 It's gonna keep us warm and dry. 538 00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:39,930 You see, I've got it engineered so that all the water, 539 00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:43,570 all the seepage will carry right down there. 540 00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:44,330 - Are you proud? 541 00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:48,670 I mean, are you proud you've dug the hole, Keith? 542 00:36:49,940 --> 00:36:50,940 - Yeah, I am. 543 00:36:53,240 --> 00:36:56,080 - I'm glad for you because you've done it 544 00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:58,480 and there's a great sense of achievement in that 545 00:36:59,780 --> 00:37:03,020 and now that you've done it, we can go home. 546 00:37:06,150 --> 00:37:08,720 So you be a good little engineer 547 00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:11,030 and fill it right back up again. 548 00:37:11,060 --> 00:37:14,830 - Okay honey, I'll fill it up. 549 00:37:14,860 --> 00:37:16,030 - Do that, Keith. 550 00:37:17,900 --> 00:37:19,930 (dramatic music) 551 00:37:31,380 --> 00:37:33,050 A for achievement. 552 00:37:38,050 --> 00:37:40,590 (tense music) 553 00:40:10,010 --> 00:40:12,640 (laughing) 554 00:40:12,670 --> 00:40:13,640 - [Keith] I can wait. 555 00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:18,580 - Hello there, Mr. Hollands. 556 00:40:18,610 --> 00:40:19,680 Have a seat. 557 00:40:19,710 --> 00:40:21,720 - Did you hear from Mr. Wilson yet? 558 00:40:21,750 --> 00:40:22,820 - As a matter of fact I did. 559 00:40:22,850 --> 00:40:24,650 Had a phone call from him last night. 560 00:40:24,690 --> 00:40:26,050 That right, Reba? 561 00:40:28,190 --> 00:40:30,060 In a little while I was gonna run up to your place. 562 00:40:30,090 --> 00:40:31,530 - [Keith] What did he say? 563 00:40:34,230 --> 00:40:37,370 - You notice that I said your place, Mr. Hollands. 564 00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:38,530 - [Keith] No. 565 00:40:38,570 --> 00:40:40,240 - Well, I did, and it's yours if you want it. 566 00:40:40,270 --> 00:40:41,940 Mr. Wilson's agreed to sell for cash. 567 00:40:41,970 --> 00:40:44,410 Seems he's got some legal trouble, 568 00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:45,570 counsel fees and-- 569 00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:47,410 - I'll make out the check to you or to him? 570 00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:51,010 - I suggest you make out the deposit to me. 571 00:40:51,050 --> 00:40:52,250 It'll be placed in escrow 572 00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:53,820 pending final decision of the deal. 573 00:40:53,850 --> 00:40:55,550 - $5,000 okay? 574 00:40:56,950 --> 00:40:58,990 - Reba, would you give Mr. Hollands a pen? 575 00:41:05,630 --> 00:41:07,260 In a little while when the forms are made out, 576 00:41:07,300 --> 00:41:08,400 I'll run them up to your house 577 00:41:08,430 --> 00:41:10,630 and you and the missus can sign them. 578 00:41:10,670 --> 00:41:12,470 - It'll be in my name. 579 00:41:12,500 --> 00:41:14,370 The missus left me. 580 00:41:15,900 --> 00:41:17,170 - Oh? 581 00:41:17,210 --> 00:41:18,740 - Yes, got down on my knees trying 582 00:41:18,770 --> 00:41:21,710 to keep her here, but she wouldn't have any part of it. 583 00:41:21,740 --> 00:41:23,850 So Elsa left me. 584 00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:27,380 We had quite an argument the other night. 585 00:41:27,420 --> 00:41:29,080 It was pretty bitter. 586 00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:32,290 I don't think we'll ever get together again 587 00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:35,820 so I'm shipping her luggage back to Philadelphia. 588 00:41:35,860 --> 00:41:38,730 - That house shakes women up quite a bit. 589 00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:40,530 They don't seem to like it. 590 00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:43,100 - Maybe that house just doesn't like women, 591 00:41:43,100 --> 00:41:44,630 huh Mr. Miley? 592 00:41:44,670 --> 00:41:47,440 (laughing) 593 00:41:47,470 --> 00:41:48,540 - [Mr. Miley] I'll run the papers up 594 00:41:48,570 --> 00:41:50,240 as soon as Reba finishes 'em. 595 00:41:54,980 --> 00:41:57,550 (tense music) 596 00:42:13,630 --> 00:42:14,400 - Oh. 597 00:42:17,770 --> 00:42:18,070 - Well. 598 00:42:20,070 --> 00:42:21,500 - That was the start of something, baby. 599 00:42:21,540 --> 00:42:22,500 - Was it? 600 00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:23,570 - You'll see. 601 00:42:23,610 --> 00:42:24,970 - I will? 602 00:42:25,070 --> 00:42:26,780 - You know what I'm going to do with you? 603 00:42:26,810 --> 00:42:27,910 I've got a plan. 604 00:42:27,940 --> 00:42:29,210 - Tell me. 605 00:42:29,240 --> 00:42:31,550 - I'm going to start a reading program. 606 00:42:31,580 --> 00:42:34,380 I'm going to acquaint you with great literature 607 00:42:34,420 --> 00:42:37,750 and great music, Mozart, The Three Bs. 608 00:42:37,790 --> 00:42:40,420 We'll visit galleries, paintings. 609 00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:44,690 I'm going to open windows for you 610 00:42:44,730 --> 00:42:47,400 that have never been opened before. 611 00:42:47,430 --> 00:42:49,660 (chuckles) 612 00:42:49,700 --> 00:42:51,570 The first time I saw you, 613 00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:54,140 oh maybe a month ago when I was first out here 614 00:42:54,170 --> 00:42:56,600 looking at houses, the first time I saw you 615 00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:59,440 I knew I had a plan for you. 616 00:43:00,580 --> 00:43:04,150 All the things I've ever wanted to tell a woman, 617 00:43:04,180 --> 00:43:06,850 I knew I had to tell them to you. 618 00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:09,550 All the things I know. 619 00:43:09,580 --> 00:43:11,250 All the beautiful things. 620 00:43:11,290 --> 00:43:16,260 Books, music, and the secret way I feel about things. 621 00:43:17,430 --> 00:43:19,590 I knew I had to teach them to you. 622 00:43:19,630 --> 00:43:20,630 Share them. 623 00:43:20,660 --> 00:43:22,560 - That's sweet. 624 00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:23,330 - Kiss. 625 00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:27,870 (sighs) 626 00:43:27,900 --> 00:43:29,300 - Keith? 627 00:43:29,340 --> 00:43:30,470 - Yeah, baby. 628 00:43:30,510 --> 00:43:31,540 - What about your wife? 629 00:43:34,410 --> 00:43:35,080 - Come here, baby. 630 00:43:40,720 --> 00:43:41,880 You remember when I said that 631 00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:44,350 was the start of something? 632 00:43:44,390 --> 00:43:45,690 That's what I meant. 633 00:43:45,720 --> 00:43:47,520 The end of something is always 634 00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:50,830 the beginning of something else. 635 00:43:50,860 --> 00:43:52,890 What has ended is my wife and me, 636 00:43:52,930 --> 00:43:55,660 but what has begun is you and me. 637 00:43:57,800 --> 00:43:59,930 Elsa and I quarreled. 638 00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:00,940 - About what? 639 00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:04,040 - About the house was damp. 640 00:44:04,070 --> 00:44:05,040 - [Rachel] Was it? 641 00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:06,680 - Not anymore. 642 00:44:06,710 --> 00:44:07,810 That house is snug, baby. 643 00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:09,580 100% snug. 644 00:44:09,610 --> 00:44:11,180 You'll love it. 645 00:44:11,210 --> 00:44:13,520 After a decent waiting period. 646 00:44:15,780 --> 00:44:17,650 - You know what you are? 647 00:44:17,690 --> 00:44:19,320 - [Keith] What? 648 00:44:19,350 --> 00:44:20,390 - Wise. 649 00:44:20,420 --> 00:44:22,060 (laughs) 650 00:44:22,090 --> 00:44:23,830 I've been thinking about what you said. 651 00:44:23,860 --> 00:44:26,060 You make me think, you know. 652 00:44:27,660 --> 00:44:29,130 - About what? 653 00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:30,730 - About the end of something 654 00:44:30,770 --> 00:44:33,070 is always the beginning. 655 00:44:33,070 --> 00:44:35,500 That's very wise. 656 00:44:35,540 --> 00:44:37,070 Very, very wise. 657 00:44:53,420 --> 00:44:55,660 (tense music) 658 00:45:01,730 --> 00:45:04,800 - Hey, Mr. Hollands. 659 00:45:04,830 --> 00:45:05,130 - Yes. 660 00:45:10,070 --> 00:45:11,470 - Can I see you a minute? 661 00:45:18,510 --> 00:45:20,950 I'm Sergeant Bryant out of the sheriff's office. 662 00:45:22,950 --> 00:45:25,490 Officers Raymo and Felton here. 663 00:45:28,060 --> 00:45:29,720 Nice day, huh? 664 00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:30,060 - Yeah. 665 00:45:31,660 --> 00:45:33,560 - That thing you were doing, 666 00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:35,660 I'd keel over on my back. 667 00:45:37,770 --> 00:45:38,670 - Something I can do for you, Sergeant? 668 00:45:41,070 --> 00:45:42,640 - Yeah, yeah, there is, Mr. Hollands. 669 00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:44,740 We didn't want to break in. 670 00:45:44,770 --> 00:45:46,610 We don't have a warrant. 671 00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:48,140 You'll let us in, won't you? 672 00:45:48,180 --> 00:45:50,750 You wouldn't want to stand in the way of the law. 673 00:45:50,780 --> 00:45:51,650 - Oh no, no. 674 00:45:53,250 --> 00:45:55,380 Well, come on in, fellas. 675 00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:21,640 What can I do for you fellas? 676 00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:22,580 - This the way to the cellar? 677 00:46:22,610 --> 00:46:24,480 No, that's the bedroom. 678 00:46:24,510 --> 00:46:26,350 The cellar's over there. 679 00:46:26,380 --> 00:46:27,550 Off the kitchen. 680 00:46:27,580 --> 00:46:29,220 - Oh, thanks Mr. Hollands. 681 00:46:37,060 --> 00:46:37,930 All right, boys. 682 00:46:43,900 --> 00:46:45,500 You know where to dig. 683 00:46:45,530 --> 00:46:47,540 (groans) 684 00:46:52,110 --> 00:46:53,640 Mr. Miley said it was okay to dig. 685 00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:57,750 - Sergeant? 686 00:46:57,780 --> 00:46:59,080 - [Sergeant] Yeah? 687 00:47:01,050 --> 00:47:03,080 - Do you want to tell me how you knew? 688 00:47:03,890 --> 00:47:05,090 - Your wife. 689 00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:06,890 Great head on her shoulders. 690 00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:07,120 She told us. 691 00:47:08,820 --> 00:47:10,590 - Elsa? 692 00:47:10,630 --> 00:47:11,860 She told you? 693 00:47:11,890 --> 00:47:13,460 - Yeah. 694 00:47:13,500 --> 00:47:15,500 First we thought it was just her imagination. 695 00:47:15,530 --> 00:47:16,360 You know how women are. 696 00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:17,500 They get all worked up. 697 00:47:17,530 --> 00:47:20,340 That's what we thought your wife did at first. 698 00:47:21,670 --> 00:47:24,310 - I don't know what you're talking about, Sergeant? 699 00:47:25,610 --> 00:47:26,040 - Didn't she tell you? 700 00:47:28,180 --> 00:47:30,880 See, she tried to write Mrs. Wilson. 701 00:47:30,910 --> 00:47:31,710 You know, the owner's wife. 702 00:47:31,750 --> 00:47:32,880 Used to live here. 703 00:47:32,910 --> 00:47:34,350 - Yeah, I know. 704 00:47:34,380 --> 00:47:36,050 - Your wife couldn't find any change 705 00:47:36,050 --> 00:47:37,890 of address for Mrs. Wilson down at the post office. 706 00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:39,920 She was supposed to be someplace in Texas 707 00:47:39,950 --> 00:47:41,960 but all her mail was being forwarded 708 00:47:42,060 --> 00:47:45,060 to Mr. Wilson up in Seattle regardless. 709 00:47:45,090 --> 00:47:46,590 - So no change of address. 710 00:47:46,630 --> 00:47:47,760 So what? 711 00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:48,900 - That's just what we said. 712 00:47:48,930 --> 00:47:49,930 So what (laughs). 713 00:47:52,100 --> 00:47:54,770 Boy, did your wife let us have it. 714 00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:55,940 She said, "Any fool would know 715 00:47:55,970 --> 00:47:57,610 "that if a woman left her husband 716 00:47:57,640 --> 00:47:59,640 "she wouldn't let him get her mail, now would she?" 717 00:47:59,670 --> 00:48:00,880 No, she wouldn't. 718 00:48:00,910 --> 00:48:02,180 She'd get it herself. 719 00:48:03,550 --> 00:48:04,680 Your wife said that proved 720 00:48:04,710 --> 00:48:05,880 that Mrs. Wilson was dead, 721 00:48:05,910 --> 00:48:07,920 that Mr. Wilson must have killed her 722 00:48:08,020 --> 00:48:10,820 and made up a rigamarole. 723 00:48:10,850 --> 00:48:13,420 (groans) 724 00:48:13,460 --> 00:48:15,020 What? 725 00:48:15,020 --> 00:48:16,290 Did you want to say something, Mr. Hollands? 726 00:48:18,590 --> 00:48:20,630 Well, she convinced us. 727 00:48:20,660 --> 00:48:22,600 I wired Seattle last night. 728 00:48:22,630 --> 00:48:23,870 Police questioned Wilson. 729 00:48:23,900 --> 00:48:26,200 He thought we'd already found the body 730 00:48:26,230 --> 00:48:27,940 so he broke down, confessed. 731 00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:30,710 Oh, he killed his wife all right. 732 00:48:30,740 --> 00:48:33,440 He buried her down there in the cellar, 733 00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:35,480 good and deep right next to the furnace. 734 00:48:36,850 --> 00:48:40,750 I'd like to congratulate your wife. 735 00:48:40,780 --> 00:48:41,050 Where is she? 736 00:48:42,950 --> 00:48:44,190 - [Raymo] Hey Sergeant? 737 00:48:52,830 --> 00:48:55,060 - Yeah, what do you want, Raymo? 738 00:48:55,100 --> 00:48:56,800 - [Raymo] Better get down here, Sergeant. 739 00:48:56,830 --> 00:48:58,300 Bring Mr. Hollands with you. 740 00:48:59,470 --> 00:49:01,670 (tense music) 741 00:49:11,510 --> 00:49:13,520 - The proceeding was a training film 742 00:49:13,550 --> 00:49:18,020 lent to us by Husbands Anonymous, 743 00:49:18,020 --> 00:49:20,490 that society of men who are determined 744 00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:23,490 to learn from the mistakes of others. 745 00:49:23,530 --> 00:49:27,230 I've decided to leave my position here. 746 00:49:27,260 --> 00:49:28,900 It's not that it was frightening 747 00:49:28,930 --> 00:49:31,570 being around all those dead letters, 748 00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:36,040 but some of them had been dead much too long. 749 00:49:36,070 --> 00:49:38,570 Now for another commercial followed 750 00:49:38,610 --> 00:49:41,240 by a hint of things to come. 751 00:49:43,580 --> 00:49:46,310 (playful music) 752 00:50:20,250 --> 00:50:23,120 (triumphant music)